10 Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than Women

I found this the other night on the web, thought some of you might like to see it:

10 Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women

1. My guitar doesn’t mind if I don’t want to play for a few weeks then want to play all night, every night for a few weeks.

2. I can compare my guitar to any other guitar without upsetting it.

3. My guitar doesn’t care how much booze I drink.

4. I can put my guitar down anytime!!!

5. I don’t have to keep telling my guitar I love it (it knows anyway.)

6. My guitar doesn’t get upset if I try out another man’s guitar.

7. My guitar never sits down and discusses all the flaws in our relationship.

8. My guitar doesn’t make me go shopping.

9. My guitar doesn’t complain if I leave the toilet seat up.

10. My guitar doesn’t moan if I take it to the pub, then ignore it all night.

Hope y'all like it!

Afro

lol pritty funny :D

Lewis 0_o

haha thats fuckin hilarious!

Ya bro! I love it I'll make sure my wife reads it LOLOLOl

LMAO, that's friggin awesome. Girls should actually read this and take a lesson from it.

Lmfao Mici has a point XD
I seen one of those one time with this on it:

"I can finger it for a long time and it won't complain it wants more" lmao. Funny sh*t

CAN'T GET PREGNAT
NOT AS MUCH RACKET.

Hahh, nice one

Yeah but I bet I can think of something you won't be strumming it with!
Well, not more than once anyway!

Lol @ Redstrat and Deefa.. lmfao

1 A guitar has a volume knob
2 You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining for more
3 Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
4 You can finger a guitar in public and get applause not arrested
5 You can use eight fingers at a time on a guitar
6 You can get rich playing guitar instead of broke
7 You can go to a guitar shop and play as long as you want for free
8 A guitar doesn't take half of your stuff when you sell it
9 You can play a guitar with your bare fingers, no covering required
10 Your guitar can be any colour you like without being judged

The one from Redstrat was a nice one.

@ThePusher.
About point 3: Women don't usually get upset if you let someone else play with them, sometime they do it on their own, without asking:P

Lmfao @ Mici XD

@ThePusher (point 10)

I get the feeling that was just filler... since it doesn't seem like it intended to be funny... more like and angry comparison.

I was actually trying my list, I thought this would be a good testing area

To be fair to women,a guitar can't cook or clean and the machine heads knock your teeth out when you kiss it good night (allegedly). And yes, I know that wasn't very PC and no, I don't care!

Lol, deefa, I'm confused ? i think.. or something like that..

sure my guitar may not be able to cook or clean...but it can do all those dirty little things i love...hehe...

Heh, I wonder when this thread will cross the line. It's quite close to the line now with GuitarSlingers post.

Did offend your morals Doz? If so, I'm sorry.

It all sounds pretty 'Rock & Roll' to me!

Lol at GuitarSlinger.

lol at Guitarslinger indeed.

Lol, no no Guitarslinger - notice the 'heh' at the start of my post. That means it's a light hearted post.

I was just messing - I don't tend to get offended, especially not when it comes to people just joking around.

aiight...i just wanted to be sure...rock on

Lol, it was still funny though :)