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10 Reasons Why Guitars are Better Than Women

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Afro_Raven  
24 Jan 2008 10:08 | Quote
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I found this the other night on the web, thought some of you might like to see it:

10 Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women

1. My guitar doesnít mind if I donít want to play for a few weeks then want to play all night, every night for a few weeks.

2. I can compare my guitar to any other guitar without upsetting it.

3. My guitar doesnít care how much booze I drink.

4. I can put my guitar down anytime!!!

5. I donít have to keep telling my guitar I love it (it knows anyway.)

6. My guitar doesnít get upset if I try out another manís guitar.

7. My guitar never sits down and discusses all the flaws in our relationship.

8. My guitar doesnít make me go shopping.

9. My guitar doesnít complain if I leave the toilet seat up.

10. My guitar doesnít moan if I take it to the pub, then ignore it all night.

Hope y'all like it!

Afro
137bing137  
24 Jan 2008 10:51 | Quote
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lol pritty funny :D

Lewis 0_o
Guitarslinger124  
24 Jan 2008 12:19 | Quote
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haha thats fuckin hilarious!
Notim  
24 Jan 2008 12:52 | Quote
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Ya bro! I love it I'll make sure my wife reads it LOLOLOl
Mici  
24 Jan 2008 12:55 | Quote
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LMAO, that's friggin awesome. Girls should actually read this and take a lesson from it.


GuitarBoy666  
24 Jan 2008 13:54 | Quote
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Lmfao Mici has a point XD
I seen one of those one time with this on it:

"I can finger it for a long time and it won't complain it wants more" lmao. Funny sh*t
REDSTRAT  
25 Jan 2008 06:20 | Quote
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CAN'T GET PREGNAT
NOT AS MUCH RACKET.


tAUG  
25 Jan 2008 06:46 | Quote
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Hahh, nice one
deefa  
25 Jan 2008 06:51 | Quote
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Yeah but I bet I can think of something you won't be strumming it with!
Well, not more than once anyway!
GuitarBoy666  
25 Jan 2008 11:01 | Quote
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Lol @ Redstrat and Deefa.. lmfao
ThePusher  
27 Jan 2008 05:35 | Quote
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1 A guitar has a volume knob
2 You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining for more
3 Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
4 You can finger a guitar in public and get applause not arrested
5 You can use eight fingers at a time on a guitar
6 You can get rich playing guitar instead of broke
7 You can go to a guitar shop and play as long as you want for free
8 A guitar doesn't take half of your stuff when you sell it
9 You can play a guitar with your bare fingers, no covering required
10 Your guitar can be any colour you like without being judged
Mici  
27 Jan 2008 05:51 | Quote
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The one from Redstrat was a nice one.

@ThePusher.
About point 3: Women don't usually get upset if you let someone else play with them, sometime they do it on their own, without asking:P
GuitarBoy666  
27 Jan 2008 11:44 | Quote
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Lmfao @ Mici XD
Doz  
27 Jan 2008 19:14 | Quote
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@ThePusher (point 10)

I get the feeling that was just filler... since it doesn't seem like it intended to be funny... more like and angry comparison.
ThePusher  
29 Jan 2008 04:32 | Quote
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I was actually trying my list, I thought this would be a good testing area
deefa  
30 Jan 2008 04:05 | Quote
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To be fair to women,a guitar can't cook or clean and the machine heads knock your teeth out when you kiss it good night (allegedly). And yes, I know that wasn't very PC and no, I don't care!
GuitarBoy666  
31 Jan 2008 17:58 | Quote
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Lol, deefa, I'm confused ? i think.. or something like that..
Guitarslinger124  
31 Jan 2008 23:01 | Quote
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sure my guitar may not be able to cook or clean...but it can do all those dirty little things i love...hehe...
Doz  
1 Feb 2008 10:28 | Quote
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Heh, I wonder when this thread will cross the line. It's quite close to the line now with GuitarSlingers post.
Guitarslinger124  
1 Feb 2008 10:33 | Quote
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Did offend your morals Doz? If so, I'm sorry.
deefa  
1 Feb 2008 10:48 | Quote
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It all sounds pretty 'Rock & Roll' to me!
Mici  
1 Feb 2008 13:47 | Quote
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Lol at GuitarSlinger.
GuitarBoy666  
1 Feb 2008 15:59 | Quote
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lol at Guitarslinger indeed.
Doz  
1 Feb 2008 22:16 | Quote
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Lol, no no Guitarslinger - notice the 'heh' at the start of my post. That means it's a light hearted post.

I was just messing - I don't tend to get offended, especially not when it comes to people just joking around.
Guitarslinger124  
1 Feb 2008 23:25 | Quote
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aiight...i just wanted to be sure...rock on
GuitarBoy666  
2 Feb 2008 12:52 | Quote
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Lol, it was still funny though :)


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