How Do You Play An Hm/Conspiracy Chord, Hint, Hint

I'm going to be as strait forward as ever: Is carlsnow an Illumati? Is Empirism an Illumati? Is Guitarslinger124 an Illumati? Is there a higher order of users that influence our/my webview? I/We have noticed the tallying of Karma, the tallying of Lessons and the tallying of Licks in which includes basically of the upper elitists of the round table forum. I've also been advised that the administration routinely views pornography, as well as gambling sites, cock/dog fighting sites, gun and explosive making material sites etc, etc, etc. Brainwashing is a normal vehicle in which the elite keep you/I from rising up against the standard quo. Our/My friends have to see past the veil of secrecy; and get to the truthiness of the matter.

" I've also been advised that the administration routinely views pornography, as well as gambling sites, cock/dog fighting sites, gun and explosive making material sites etc, etc, etc. Brainwashing is a normal vehicle in which the elite keep you/I from rising up against the standard quo. Our/My friends have to see past the veil of secrecy; and get to the truthiness of the matter. "

Im sorry, but i dont understand this.

It's clearly first time in this forums history, when I am called an Elitist :D. Well, I cant speak from other behalfs, but I can tell you my story.

Its been years, when I fist stumbled to this forum and here was so great community, that I immediately fall love with, most of these people like guitarslinger you mentioned become my "online friend", such a great knowledge and great friend like countless others, that not been active more or less recently. But people have other real lifes too. Like I have.

I was totally beginner when I came to this site, with help of these people, Ive learned and get to state I REALLY enjoy playing, really love guitarplaying and I can throw lead to ANY song if I only know the key (sadly I dont have enough ears to hear that immediately, I need the key known) and my BIG thanks goes to Guitarslinger and JazzMaverick and countless other "Elitists" you spoke for.

Illuminati... Ive heard everything.