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Why does my guitar keep trying to hurt my neighbors children?

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sev121993  
30 Oct 2009 11:54 | Quote
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I haven't been playing the guitar for very long, but for a few weeks now every time I turn my back on the little devil, it goes and starts hurting the neighbor children like it's going out of style. I've tried almost everything, taping it down to the floor, locking the doors and windows, begging and pleading with it, but nothing helps. The neighbors haven't complained yet, but I'm sure they will soon. What should I do? Is my guitar a demon?
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 11:59 | Quote
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no, it just means your on weed, and all this time you thought it was a guitar it was actually a small child.. whered this kid come from? you dont remember cause youre so high all the time. you should be ashamed of yourself
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 12:00 | Quote
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I thought you didn't care about neighbors. You said not to treat them like they are human beings and all that jazz. Hmmm.
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:03 | Quote
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Wow. It appears we've collided wit the UG dimension and the trolls are walking among us...or at least spending their time on earth making childish little posts they should be embaressed about having the time to do.
case211  
30 Oct 2009 12:06 | Quote
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hahaha

yeah, i hear if you just ignore them they leave after a short time
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:08 | Quote
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lol that's what I was thinking. He sounds familier mind...Skoldish like.
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 12:14 | Quote
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Can you negative karma someone? No reason...Just asking...
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:17 | Quote
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No. But trolls (unless you were Baudelaire) probably wouldn't mind it if you did, haha.
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 12:19 | Quote
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well altho it is very annoying. he can be entertaining at times, hes like a puppy
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 12:22 | Quote
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Puppies are cute though. Not blue faced and toga wearing like you said earlier. I think he's more like the brat kid in your neighborhood that comes over and steals things out of your yard, but then comes over and asks if he can work for you to earn some money. I just don't get it.
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:23 | Quote
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aww bless! I might just have to do that every time he posts, that's such a cute way to think of it!

Oh wait a go Fender Bender! You ruined that for me by putting a more realistic and less nice image in my head! :D
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 12:26 | Quote
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xD

puppies arent always cute. a poodle puppy perhaps?
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:28 | Quote
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lol yes! Poodle puppies are very funny looking and quite mean, oh a poddle puppy with a continetal cut? Those are the worst puppies!
Mici  
30 Oct 2009 12:28 | Quote
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LOL @ Heather's first post.
I really think we should ignore the guy. Yeah, let us better! ;)
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 12:32 | Quote
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I am a huge dog fan, but poodles...
My in-laws have 2 mini poodles and a retired racing greyhound (weird combo, huh). They are so annoying and not cute. Maybe standard poodles aren't so bad, but the minis...
I love the greyhound. He's awesome. They are so lazy! I saw a kid (in-laws are foster parents) step on his face and he just opened his eyes to see what happened and then fell back to sleep. Didn't even raise his head or whine.
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:32 | Quote
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Yeah we'll do that! Only now we've started a conversation about puppies on this thread, I can't turn away from a conversation like that what with being a gooey animal lover :P Someone make be not like this thread for some reason first ha.
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:34 | Quote
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I agree Fender Bender. Poodles, there's just osmething about them. They act so spoiled and seem to have a lot of 'small dog syndrome' going on there. I love greyhounds though! They're so friendly, and retired race dogs seem so greatful and friendly too...quite the opposite of bred poodles.

lol. See I told you I liked the subject of puppies too much Mici! :D
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 12:35 | Quote
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ive always hated poodles. especially white ones
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 12:36 | Quote
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Sorry I ruined it Heather! Great! I'm such a dork!
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 12:43 | Quote
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ULTRA FAIL
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:45 | Quote
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Ugh OMG you are so lame Fender Bender! Why do you have to go ruin something great like the puppy image? You even made me look like I was going 'aww bless! etc' at nasty little stealing children! :P

No. You're awesome really haha!

@BBT, what on earth? :O Why would someone do that to their dog?

...what has this topic become? lol!
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 12:46 | Quote
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Oh! Ugh! I just threw up in my mouth a little bit! What is the world coming to!
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 12:47 | Quote
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xP
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 12:57 | Quote
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Hehe when the mods come back online and read this topic they'regoing to be like 'What the *fooger*?' XD

If you're reading, sorry guys! :D
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 12:59 | Quote
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yea, then it will get deleted and no harm done. or it will stay here as a horrible memory
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 13:01 | Quote
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Yeah it would be nice if it was deleted...then I coul still think of trolls as puppies and forget that comment up there that said otherwise, FENDER! :P
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 13:04 | Quote
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I already have the pea poodle or whatever it is seared into my brain. Thank you for that BBT. I'll have nightmares for weeks!
They may delete it but its the most fun I've had on this forum so far. I know what will keep it here.

Guitars. Em. Scales. Gmaj.

there I think that covers it...
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 13:05 | Quote
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i like Em
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 13:05 | Quote
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OH! And my rogue post comes back to haunt me!! Dang you interweb!
AlexB  
30 Oct 2009 13:52 | Quote
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Whadafog!!
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 14:16 | Quote
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Haha I love that censoring Alex! :P Sorry...I can't explain this topic to you myself! But Fender Benderr's right, this has been fun hehe.

And lol! I like Em too, but some people say they prefer Emaj. What's up with that?
BodomBeachTerror  
30 Oct 2009 14:18 | Quote
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depends on the progression
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 14:20 | Quote
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Yeah, sometimes Emaj can make a sequence seem a bit too tense. Sometimes Em can too I suppose. But they prefer Emaj in general! Don't get me wrong, I like Emaj, but Em is nicer if you're just strumming that one chord...just for the sake of it.

(am I making this topic sound more professional or what? :P)
Damien  
30 Oct 2009 14:25 | Quote
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What a weird topic, going from a crazy dude, to Poodles to Em.

This is one epic thread!
sev121993  
30 Oct 2009 14:26 | Quote
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Wow, talk about the forum troll like he dosent exist, why dont you? HUH?!?!??!

And I am quite the adorable puppy, thank you very much.

Im known for my epic threads, BTW.
case211  
30 Oct 2009 14:26 | Quote
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lol
sev121993  
30 Oct 2009 14:27 | Quote
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Dont talk to me like that, you creep.
Heather  
30 Oct 2009 14:27 | Quote
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And greyhounds, don't forget the greyhounds!

@Sev. lol.
fender_bender  
30 Oct 2009 14:28 | Quote
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I learned to play guitar in Eb and Gm mostly! Our band used to be very piano focused and I guess piano players like to play in Eb. Eb, Gm, F, C#m these were some of the first chords I learned with my soft finger tips on a cheap nasty acoustic. The we learned a song in Gmaj and I was so happy. The whole song was G, C, D, C. So much easier.
sev121993  
30 Oct 2009 14:28 | Quote
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Very true, good to know you have a sturdy head on your shoulders.
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