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JustJeff  
29 Sep 2009 21:05 | Quote
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http://www.bustedtees.com/howtogetlaid

That is all.
case211  
29 Sep 2009 22:49 | Quote
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hahahahahaha!!! lol that's good
AlexB  
29 Sep 2009 23:24 | Quote
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Haha! sad but true
Heather  
30 Sep 2009 12:41 | Quote
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Haha! That's just too funny :P

I do notice how many girls who don't play go head over heals for guys doing that mind. lol!
Phip  
30 Sep 2009 18:58 | Quote
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11PM
Me and my guitar just got back from the mall..................No luck dammit. I even brought my kazzoo! I want my money back.....
Maybe I should have worn pants?
(see you all when i make parole)
Phip
case211  
30 Sep 2009 19:56 | Quote
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@phip
lol good luck with making parole phip!
or if that doesn't work, just think: WWADD(what would Andy Dufresne Do?)
Phip  
30 Sep 2009 20:37 | Quote
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@case211,
Send money, guns, and lawyers!
Inmate #1473625
case211  
30 Sep 2009 21:25 | Quote
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lol
Phip you crack me up!

I'll send the guns in the cake, the money in bible(every page has money!), and I'll send the lawyers in after they get finished with the BAR exam...gotta make sure those shots are good! lol
Heather  
1 Oct 2009 12:59 | Quote
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Phip! What were you thinking? You've let me down as a manager. What record company is going to want anything to do with us now? It's a good thing you haven't got your name out there yet, otherwise the paperazzi would be all over this...
case211  
1 Oct 2009 14:35 | Quote
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@phip
were you trying to pull a brittney spears? lol jk
Phip  
1 Oct 2009 14:44 | Quote
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well, no actually i was just playing a C chord (open position) and lip syncing to some milly vanilly tunes when a babe came by and i asked her if she'd blow on my kazzoo! That's when my pants fell off and next thing i know they are booking me downtown! I still don't understand what the problem was. maybe I should have barred that C chord! Of course now i'm surrounded by bars so I guess that's the price you pay. ummmm could some of you send me some packs of ciggaretts? I need some jail "money"! LOL
inmate #1473625
BodomBeachTerror  
1 Oct 2009 14:50 | Quote
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*chuckles and shakes head*
case211  
1 Oct 2009 15:37 | Quote
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@phip

lol that was the funniest thing that I have read on here yet!


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