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Learning to Play Guitar well enough to Get Laid

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JustJeff  
13 Apr 2009 16:49 | Quote
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Gotta love College Humor

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1904510
Phip  
13 Apr 2009 17:19 | Quote
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Hahahahaha
Classic!
I should have learned this years ago!!
Phipster

P.S. I wonder how many hits this site has gotten for the Esus4 Chord?
deefa  
14 Apr 2009 05:24 | Quote
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It'd be easier to just learn the Hendrix chord. He was always getting laid!
RA  
14 Apr 2009 13:18 | Quote
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the funny thing is, there is some truth to this.
Crunch  
14 Apr 2009 14:44 | Quote
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That is hilarious, and kind of true. I actually started putting picks in my wallet because I always forgot them in my pockets, but if the chicks dig it, that's cool too. I also prefer "Over the Hills and Far Away" over "Wonderwall" for lady-wooing. Possibly for the simple reason that it's a better song, I don't know.

Edit: I forgot!
I was at a "party" a couple of months ago and a guy started doing pretty much the exact things mentioned in that video. Once he got to the "just hum" my friend's sister's boyfriend (who was rather innebriated) started ripping on this guy like like it was his job. "You suck! Look! He's not even singing anymore he's just humming, what the hell is this?" There were a bunch of F-bombs laced in there as well. I couldn't breathe for a solid minute it was so funny and perfectly timed. The guy obviously heard everything that was said and was getting pretty agitated. My friends encouraged me to show the guy up, but I let him have his hour of quasi-glory, a good idea I think.
JazzMaverick  
14 Apr 2009 20:12 | Quote
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What's cool about this is that all I need to do is CARRY a guitar and I can get laid :D It's fun being female.
toastninja  
14 Apr 2009 20:17 | Quote
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@Crunch yeah i do the same thing with my picks, i have 2 on me at all times just in case i happen to run across a guitar that nees played while out and about.

@Jazz
I'd say being a female you wouldn't even need the guitar to get laid, but its a welcome accessory.
JazzMaverick  
14 Apr 2009 20:31 | Quote
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True, but it's better to have an excuse :P
toastninja  
14 Apr 2009 20:35 | Quote
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Agreed
JustJeff  
28 Dec 2009 19:11 | Quote
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Volume 2 is out. Just thought I'd update you all :)

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1922691
shredguitar17  
29 Dec 2009 04:20 | Quote
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Pure awesomeness!! The song I play to "whoo" the ladies is "The Rain Song"...when girls hear the words, "it is the springtime of my lovin..." thats all they need to hear lol.

deefa  
29 Dec 2009 05:50 | Quote
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I always play 'nice pair of legs, shame about the face.' I was a virgin for a long time!
Heather  
29 Dec 2009 09:47 | Quote
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JazzMaverick says:
What's cool about this is that all I need to do is CARRY a guitar and I can get laid :D It's fun being female.


Haha Jazz that is quite true! :p I remember being in Edinburgh the other week and I only had to walk around the streets with my guitar case to reach my hotel to get a load of blokes to turn their heads. Although mind you, if I got it out and actually played it I think they'd all run a country mile.

And as for the video, I absolutely love the fact that all the male guitarists I've ever met have played Wonderwall, like constantly. I finally understand why that is now
Empirism  
29 Dec 2009 11:19 | Quote
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And someones must sell a guitar to get laid... oh well ^_~
Heather  
29 Dec 2009 16:45 | Quote
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Haha Emp! Ah well, if I ever want to get laid I could just keep my guitar. If I walk around with it and just try to avoid playing it by finding good reasons not to whenever a guy asks, like I'll say it has no strings or something...and I was taking it to get restringed. Then they'd have to assume I can play it decent enough...maybes it would work :D
Phip  
29 Dec 2009 17:52 | Quote
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OMG Heather......I'm shocked! Wash your mouth out with soap and go to your room young lady!




Phip
Musical_Magic  
1 Jan 2010 11:21 | Quote
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That picture made me laugh. ^
deefa  
1 Jan 2010 11:58 | Quote
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Looks like that fella's just found out what a ** Christmas is all about!

edit ** Rhymes with gray.
Heather  
1 Jan 2010 17:56 | Quote
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Haha! Sorry Phip :( It was everyone else, they started it...I just wanted to sound cool...
AlexB  
1 Jan 2010 18:44 | Quote
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now i see why i dont get laid... Virtuoso style is so 80's
Ozzfan486  
1 Jan 2010 18:51 | Quote
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lmfao @ Alex. Doesn't matter dude. Talent and BJ's go hand in hand [usually]. Your time will come young satchewan.
Notim  
3 Jan 2010 16:51 | Quote
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My god You all have a sence of humor ........I am shocked!!!!...LMAo
case211  
4 Jan 2010 21:09 | Quote
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for me the "I play guitar" line isn't enough to overcome the Will Ferrell hair lol

I need to have skills like Alex then maybe I'll get noticed by the girls! lol
deefa  
5 Jan 2010 05:10 | Quote
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Being a virtuoso guitarist is bound to be a double edged sword. By the time you've practised hard enough to impress the dolly's one way, you'll need viagra to impress them the other.
case211  
5 Jan 2010 07:44 | Quote
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lmfao deefa! haha you certainly are quick witted lol
vincejonesiii  
5 Jan 2010 14:02 | Quote
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jazz.... i got an acoustic... ... see you soon...


HA GOT YA i was joking .... but .. i was playing unintended by muse and .... three girls came up to me.... BUT .. nothing happend cus i didnt want anything ... then....
case211  
5 Jan 2010 14:51 | Quote
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hmmmmm.... maybe I need to grow out my hair longer to get that extra poof! lol

I've played in front of people before(though not by choice, they happened to be in the other room when I was practicing a song) and I got some weird stares lol
vincejonesiii  
6 Jan 2010 08:10 | Quote
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.... :D yesterday ... i was playing in front of this girl i liked and.... ... errr... stuff happend ...:|

dont worry i had a wrap in my hair ... JK :D
case211  
6 Jan 2010 11:36 | Quote
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NOICE! lol
vincejonesiii  
6 Jan 2010 12:45 | Quote
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HA lol ... turns out she had a BF .. .but he doesnt know about .. that and he respects me for my hair and my skillz
case211  
6 Jan 2010 13:34 | Quote
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haha! that is For The Win!! :D

I am jealous of your fro too though, mine gets me questions like "are you jewish?" no joke... I'm half mexican.
vincejonesiii  
6 Jan 2010 13:45 | Quote
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... you should print out a pic of me and show them a real fro
case211  
6 Jan 2010 14:43 | Quote
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lol i might just do that

actually I'll just google image search "Afro Samurai"
then I'll just say "Now just picture a guitar instead"
JazzMaverick  
7 Jan 2010 02:29 | Quote
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Afro Samurai rules :D

@ Case, you're better off not growing your hair... majority of the time it kinda just looks tacky and not really "sexy" or "hot".

Unless you're a Viking searching for Valhalla!! (Techno Viking comes to mind... ahhahahaha)


case211  
7 Jan 2010 02:58 | Quote
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lol jazz
I don't get much play anyways ;)
and it's serving as a sort of beanie right now, since it's really really cold here(-35 F w/ windchill tomorrow)!
vincejonesiii  
7 Jan 2010 07:31 | Quote
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DUDE pick it out... and

@ jazz.... what about me... im not "sexy" or"hot" ... fine.... >:[

case211  
7 Jan 2010 13:48 | Quote
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......I'm not sure jazz wants to comment on that lol
BodomBeachTerror  
7 Jan 2010 13:55 | Quote
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i bet she does, and wants to say no, in a really mean way =p
vincejonesiii  
7 Jan 2010 13:56 | Quote
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.. dont worry .. im used to being avoided by women.... .. man.. now im bored/depressed
case211  
7 Jan 2010 14:32 | Quote
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lol I'm used to being a frequent flyer through the "Friend Zone"...

@BBT

lol lol lol
I'm waiting to see her response
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